Fake Beauty Pageant
For just a couple of bucks you can get a document that you can print on your printer.
Note that this is not just a blank document that you have to fill in by hand. All your information is printed in a fancy font on the document.You might like to spice up your family tree by adopting some new (and very famous) parents.
Who would not be impressed to discover that you are actually the love child of <.... Insert your favorite Stars here ....>. One of our Joke Birth Certificates left casually on your desk will do the trick.
The possibilities are limited only by your imagination. And of course if your creative side is a currently a little blocked, we have plenty of suggestions.
Alternatively what better way to prove your ability to Time Travel than a copy of your own Death Certificate?
Your street cred cannot fail to be influenced by a certificate stating that you were once (briefly) married to one of the Kardashian ... and you'll have the Wedding Certificate and Divorce Decree to prove it!
The most common concerns of anyone using our kind of service are:
1. Can we be trusted with your money?
Well, you don't actually have to trust us with your money, because you will actually be paying PayPal.
PayPal is an humungous company with (they claim) 45 million accounts. They are owned by an outfit called eBay. You can trust them.
2. Is your document going to be Legal?
No! - it's a JOKE document. If you attempt to pass it off as a real document you will probably land in jail. And it serves you right. WHAT were you thinking?
You can find the answers to other frequently asked questions on our
FAQ page.
Proud of your Parents? Maybe but who isn't a little embarrassed by their parent's lack of fame ... you might prefer to be the love child of (say) Albert and Marilyn. That might explain your wild grey hair and ditzy personality. We have lined up some wonderful combinations of Parents, but you might have your own ideas.
But of course no one will ever believe you if you don't have a Birth Certificate to prove it.
And what could be a more useful reminder for someone who is always forgetting your Birthday?
Or what a clever way to suggest the actual parentage of a friend or colleague?
Simply answer a few easy questions and we will email you the document all ready to be printed.
You don't need to pay until the very last step, so feel free to have a go and see how it all works.
Personalise your certificate by picking your: Parents, Place of birth, Birthday, Physician, Your Parents' home town.View SampleMake One Now!
But of course no one will ever believe you if you don't have a Birth Certificate to prove it.
And what could be a more useful reminder for someone who is always forgetting your Birthday?
Or what a clever way to suggest the actual parentage of a friend or colleague?
Simply answer a few easy questions and we will email you the document all ready to be printed.
You don't need to pay until the very last step, so feel free to have a go and see how it all works.
Personalise your certificate by picking your: Parents, Place of birth, Birthday, Physician, Your Parents' home town.
A genuinely fake looking document!
Why would anyone want a joke Marriage Certificate?
We can only guess what drives our crazy customers to spend their hard earned cash on this document.
Maybe they think they'll have more kudos if friends and co-workers realise that they were previously married to some fabulously famous person.
Or maybe they just like to pin intriguing documents on their wall.
Personalise your certificate by picking your: Bride, Groom, Bride's Home Town, Priest/Celebrant, Wedding Day, Groom's Home Town View SampleMake One Now!
We can only guess what drives our crazy customers to spend their hard earned cash on this document.
Maybe they think they'll have more kudos if friends and co-workers realise that they were previously married to some fabulously famous person.
Or maybe they just like to pin intriguing documents on their wall.
Personalise your certificate by picking your: Bride, Groom, Bride's Home Town, Priest/Celebrant, Wedding Day, Groom's Home Town View SampleMake One Now!
Okay maybe this is a little dark, but hey we've got the Birth and Marriage certificates, it would be remiss of us not to include a Joke Death Certificate
If you've got the right sense of humour for this kind of thing ... then we've got the product for you.
Alternatively you might use it to make a political statement ... you might like to print a Death Certificate in the name of (say) "The Last Whale" with a cause of death as "Humanity's Greed". You can probably think of something more significant to your own life.
NB Do not make out a joke death certificate for someone you know ... no matter how funny you think it may be! They almost certainly will NOT be amused. View SampleMake One Now!
If you've got the right sense of humour for this kind of thing ... then we've got the product for you.
Alternatively you might use it to make a political statement ... you might like to print a Death Certificate in the name of (say) "The Last Whale" with a cause of death as "Humanity's Greed". You can probably think of something more significant to your own life.
NB Do not make out a joke death certificate for someone you know ... no matter how funny you think it may be! They almost certainly will NOT be amused. View SampleMake One Now!
Like to have a degree but just can't find the time to do all that study?
Who wouldn't?
Did you know that people are given degrees just because they are famous?
Well, that hardly seems fair does it?
According to the BBC "The University of St Andrews made Bob Dylan a Doctor of Music. Dylan has only ever accepted one other honorary degree - from Princeton University in 1970."
It's time that we could all get a degree. Now you can!
In less than 5 minutes you could be printing your new degree.
Features: Choose your Institution, Choose your Course, Print as many copies as you like.
View SampleMake One Now!
Who wouldn't?
Did you know that people are given degrees just because they are famous?
Well, that hardly seems fair does it?
According to the BBC "The University of St Andrews made Bob Dylan a Doctor of Music. Dylan has only ever accepted one other honorary degree - from Princeton University in 1970."
It's time that we could all get a degree. Now you can!
In less than 5 minutes you could be printing your new degree.
Features: Choose your Institution, Choose your Course, Print as many copies as you like.
View SampleMake One Now!
How useful would it be to know the exact time and date of your death? VERY!
You could plan your life down to the last second.
Well of course we can't do that, that would be IMPOSSIBLE.
However you can have some fun not finding out when you are going to die.
Try our When Will I Die Quiz ... it's free!
NB This service is guaranteed to be 99.99% inaccurate!
And like all our services 100% Gluten Free.
You could plan your life down to the last second.
Well of course we can't do that, that would be IMPOSSIBLE.
However you can have some fun not finding out when you are going to die.
Try our When Will I Die Quiz ... it's free!
NB This service is guaranteed to be 99.99% inaccurate!
And like all our services 100% Gluten Free.
Who wouldn't want a joke Divorce Certificate? They are useful for all kinds of reasons.
Okay we can't think of any off-hand but what self-respecting joke-document website would allow you to have a joke marriage without a joke divorce?
Personalise your certificate by picking your: Ex-Bride, Ex-Groom, Location of court, Judge, Date of enactment, Reason for divorce. View SampleMake One Now!
Okay we can't think of any off-hand but what self-respecting joke-document website would allow you to have a joke marriage without a joke divorce?
Personalise your certificate by picking your: Ex-Bride, Ex-Groom, Location of court, Judge, Date of enactment, Reason for divorce. View SampleMake One Now!
Miss Universe, Miss USA, Miss Winsconsin, Miss Poutry Farmer 2013? Whatever you want to be!
Or perhaps you can think of someone who deserves an award for thier beauty ... or lack of it ... I'm sure we all know a Mr Puniverse.
Personalise your Pageant certificate by picking your: Name of Pageant, Year of Award, And of course adding YOUR NAME. View SampleMake One Now!
Or perhaps you can think of someone who deserves an award for thier beauty ... or lack of it ... I'm sure we all know a Mr Puniverse.
Personalise your Pageant certificate by picking your: Name of Pageant, Year of Award, And of course adding YOUR NAME. View SampleMake One Now!
Your Pooch deserves an award - Best in Show, Best in Class, Best Drool - you be the judge!
Personalise your Dog Show certificate by picking your: Name of Show, Year of Award, And of course adding your Pooch's picture. View SampleMake One Now!
Personalise your Dog Show certificate by picking your: Name of Show, Year of Award, And of course adding your Pooch's picture. View SampleMake One Now!
N.B. Our docs are NOT of any use for Fraud or Criminal deception.
